EVERYTHING ALSO MY BOYFRIEND WILL EAT

Boyfriend: (The Thais) put a lot of lemongrass and in their food. And lime. Natural slimming food.
Me: LOVE. Tapi I tak slim pun.
Boyfriend: Because you eat chocolates and sweets and marshmallows and candies and icecream. Mana tak. Aku agak bila kita dah kahwin, kita tinggal dalam rumah witch dalam Hansel and Gretel.
Me: Kau biadab apesal.
Boyfriend: We can't be Hansel and Gretel though. Because if you drop the bread to make a path back home, i'll end up eating the bread crumbs... confirm sesat. Hahahahahahahaha.

In case you didn't get the joke, I invite you to have dinner with my boyfriend. (He eats everything except the chairs.)

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