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MAKE MY BODY PROSPER UNTIL BECOME LIKE BURGER

Got tell you already or not that I been going to McDonalds non stop hits this past few days?

WAH REALLY JIALAT LOR. UNTIL RONALD MCDONALDS CAN RECOGNISE ME, ONE, LOR.

Hate hate hate it that I fucking love their Prosperity Burger and Twister Fries (hereinafter known as "PB &TF") so damn fucking much. The kind that every year going to be Chinese New Year only I will fucking wait for the promotion to come out lor. Even to the extent that Saliheen and I even had a step intellectual conversation about why they never put it inside their menu permanently, one! Enriching betullah paktor with budak Business School ni.

And what is also enriching is that I paktor with someone who loves PB & TF as much as I do.

Enriching ah... Enrich aku punya weight and waistline, pe.

And we don't even bother with the normal size one ok. We will order the 'Mega' size one everytime leh!!!

Mega-sized food for mega-sized people FTW.

LOOK AT THE GLEE ON HIS FACE!!! (not my muka kental bodek)

This one was taken when we impromptu end up at Kallang McDonalds after paktor around the area. Fucker sibeh excited and ask me to hurry up take picture so he can eat his PB & TF. Ape je. Step PB & TF ada kaki je boleh lari. Oh, do you know that Kallang McDonalds punya Prosperity Burger punya meat is damn fucking huge??????????? Actually McDonalds supposed to be consistent or something like that right, like, each and every outlet the food must be same same kind... but wahlau eh, this inconsistency I like! The daging size damn setanding with the size of my thigh lor! (Or maybe my wrestler arm, as seen in the picture above)

And this Kallang McDonalds date was, like, the third time that we makan PB & TF in three days in a row?! Weighing machine minta ampun but the tekak betul betul telah berpesta sak! Oh! And now McDonalds also got the Doraemon soft toys promotion thing one leh!!! WAH I LOVE DORAEMON!!! Very happy girl now. I got six of the promotion Doraemon soft toys already, now waiting for the rest of the other six to come and my collection will become complete.

You all got hear about the backlash thing that McDonalds got kena or not, though? People make noise because the Doraemons supposed to be following the Chinese calendar animals or what lah, following the Zodiac... but the pig is missing because McDonalds scared offend Muslims inside the country lah what lah.

Personally, I really think no big deal lor, and that McDonalds make wrong move to replace the pig with a Cupid instead. It is, after all, supposed to follow the Chinese calendar thing since promotion in conjunction with Chinese New Year mah. Not like you put pig inside the food, what. I myself won't be offended by it leh... in fact, find it a bit ridiculous. You want to take care of one community's heart and sensitivities but in the end, never think of the heart and sensitivities of the very community that you are supposed to be celebrating the promotion with.

The Muslim community who go McDonalds can always choose not to buy the pig soft toy if they uncomfortable with it, what. And anyway hor, if want to be so bleeding particular then why got the animal dog inside the promotion also????? Both pig and dog also Muslims cannot be in contact with, what. Sampai pikiran aku da.

BUT! Pikiran macam mana pun, yang no need to pikir is that PB & TF definitely winner inside my heart.

<PB & TF IS A WINNER3

And this one was when go Bugis McDonalds with Lisa!

How can I not be PB & TF fanatic like that if both my boyfriend and my best friend also fanatic about PB & TF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Menjadi jadi siol. Or what my Ibu would say "Oi! Naik lemak eh kau!"

Sial lah... Ni literally naik lemak sak.

I veh jealous of people who can bring themself to order McNuggets lah, Fillet O Fish lah, while this PB & TF promotion going on leh!!! Like, I will see someone order McNuggets meal or what and I will turn to whoever is beside me (most likely Saliheen or Lisa, since only either of these two will be with me when I die die want to eat PB & TF) and say "How can that person bring himself to eat McNuggets when there's fucking Prosperity Burger????? How?!?! PROSPERITY BURGER LEH."

Fillet O Fish jangan cakap ah, I cannot even imagine why anyone want to eat that even when PB & TF promotion is not going on (>_________<) Hur hur hur. If no PB & TF promotion, it's Double Cheeseburger with no pickle for the win plz.

Haha oklah, kena run. Going to Boss punya wedding in two hours' time and kena get ready now.

Hope his wedding food good hor, if not, SATU MEGA PROSPERITY BURGER KASI SAMA DIA.

Labels: best friend, boyfriend, food, obsession, promotion, weight issues