I want everybody to stop what they're doing. 

Now if you know you're with somebody 

you're gonna take the hotel room tonight, make some noise...

Ya, ya, I know I got say before that next time I update, will talk about my Boss punya wedding one, then what is this right, put up some lyrics from Pakcik Pitbull lah what lah?! Mai kancheong, people, mai kancheong.

This one actually I must blog chop chop because want to sleep early and go office early tomorrow to finish my work :S Fucking no life and perangai orang gila hor?! (Orang gila je kerja weekend siol) This is something which Lisa and I always complain about lor, about us not having life because we too damn old and obiang already, want to go party party also will think twice, thrice, five times infinity kind. Because very tiring leh, later every part of the body also pain!!! The back like want to break lah, the hand like want to drop off lah, the gigi palsu like want to tercabut lah what lah.

But got one Friday night ah, after work we try to make our dear old lives got add more spice... so we decide to go roaming at lorongs in Geylang!!! Don't know why end up choose to go Geylang also, besides maybe the pepek a bit miang want to experience something different.

Actually, I think it was because we want to test market ah, want to see whether working as pelacur jual pantat can earn more money than working as paralegal ah. Macam consider career switch gitu ah.

I mean, either way, still the same, what. Clients still want to screw our pantat.

Oklah, don't joke anymore lah, actually we go because we want to talk about love and life but so fucking exhausted from work that we cannot even tahan and only want to do so while lying down and resting our tired old bodies... so what better way than to book hotel room, correct or not! So I suggest we go Geylang to find hotel room to book and lepak in, and she also say OK SET GO. So shiok hor!

Aku ajak pergi pangkeng abeh on gila babi. PELACUR SAK.

What is even more pelacur is when I was showing Lisa the selok belok of Geylang lorongs and she become impressed... damn fucker say I like big sister showing her around the place (-____-) Bo pian ah, I exposed to it from young mah. I from young love going to the seedy parts and red light district of Geylang!!! Very fun to explore heh heh heh will always got a lot of real live action, one.

But of course this is first time I go pangkeng with my best friend ah.

AND DEFINITELY NOT MY LAST HOR, LISA, HOR?! *makes my best pelacur face*