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SELAMAT DATANG KE WEDDING SAYA. JEMPUTLAH MAKAN BUBUR YE!
Damn siao hor?! So many people marry here marry there! How come I not going to marry????? Oh ya, forgot. Paktor with student hor. Where got money to marry. Nak tempah nasi minyak sepinggan belum tentu lepas. But it's ok! It' alright! Not in a rush to marry marry all these things. Anyway must save up first mah! But save save also, actually my wedding also no need save so much because my boyfriend very champion and say that our wedding will only have bubur (porridge) buffet! Bubur ayam, bubur ikan bilis, bubur kacang, bubur terigo, bubur breakfast dari KFC that kind, y'know? All very cheap cheap one. Confirm can mampu. Kalau tak mampu jugak, boleh tapau bubur masjid. Free. And!!! Saving grace is that at least I not veh gelojoh when come to duit hantaran hor?! Just see someone tweet that got her friend asking $15,000.00 for duit hantaran leh!!! Just because got SIM degree or something lor. Please lah... many of our Malay girls got do us sibeh proud already with their degrees (some with their speed at making babies, but that's for a different story), your degree is only one in the dunno how many. Then somemore when the poor guy bargain (dah macam mak kau jual kau kat pasar pulak kan)... kena rejected!!! Fucking don't know what the guy thinking even bother to negotiate with ini anak who ask for $15,000.00 duit hantaran. Suspect kuat she quoting $15,000.00 because her puki made of gold hor?! Anyway! Anyway! Forget about $15,000.00 worth of golden puki. Just want to say... Kecoh betul ah to be in your twenties and getting all these engagement and wedding invitations, since this is the age where friends around you start to make their relationship legal one, and not paktor secret secret or keep on break patch break patch like budak secondary school playing monkey love. All sangkut inside serious long-term relationships already. All want to make own baby already!!! (Mestilah make own baby eh, takkan make other people's baby..... dah salah tu.) Of course, when I hear that my friends going to married, I sibeh happy for them also lah, and it is also sibeh wahhhhh (or SERIOUS PE SAK?! depending on which friend) when you see this friend or that friend getting married when, say, five years ago when you know him or her, you cannot imagine he or her sitting on dais and showing whole world that he or she going to take care of the person beside him or her for the rest of their lives lor. (I say for the rest of their lives, because I want to have the belief in my friends ah - and also because I don't want to become spoilsport hur hur - but if you ask me again on a horrible day when I feeling bitchy and overworked, I will probably say "rest of their lives, my foot!" and throw all the divorce files that I handle at work into your fucking face. Probably print out the latest divorce statistics on good quality paper for you to frame up also heh heh heh. And anyway, actually, I am very practical person one lah, I don't really trust got forever after, but if really got then it is a bonus lor. So just hoping that my friends behave enough to get that bonus hor... Hor???) Ok, these ones are from Fy's wedding. In case you don't know who Fy is, he is my ex-boyfriend's best friend, but he is so damn funny and gerek with me, that we got keep in touch and it helps also that I am on good terms with my ex-boyfriend Zul, the freakin' awesome Zul, so ya lor, I also very excited to see Fy get married, don't know how many evenings and lunches we spend under his block and/or tempat makan discussing about relationships lah what stupid things lah. Eh! Maybe should put up a video from yeeeaaaaaarrrrrsssssssssssss ago when he pull a prank on me!!! If you don't understand, nehmind lah, basically he go and put a picture of me inside a frame, switch on some cheena tok pekong music and started to make like as if it is some holy ritual penyembahan thing lor! Biadab gila sak!!! I was just coming back from the toilet sak, and kena stunt until like that. So naughty right this (bapak) budak. Tapi naughty, naughty jugak. Yang penting, Siti... Lu jaga jaga hah.....       Sorry my face kena pixelated. Ugly shots cannot put on public display mah!!! (Ya, tell that to fuckers who looking for trouble and suka suka tagging all the fuck ugly shots of me on Facebook.) Fy, please take good care of Siti hor! She so sweet like that! Don't know how she stick with you for so long right?! Hahahahaha. And please behave because you veh old already leh, zaman gemilang over already, that zaman gemilang can archive inside scrapbook already. Next was I go to another old friend Nooreen's wedding! Unfortunately when I reach she go to the groom's side already :((( Was hoping very hard to see her lor because it's been long time sak!!! Nehmind, nehmind..... just see you inside your Facebook pictures can hor woman! Jangan lupa poke aku ok. Or hit me with a Memory / Orange / Sea Turtle / Leather / Farah Fawcett pillow ok. On second thoughts, poke aku jelah. Better to kena poke than kena hit by pillow. Too many people hitting me with pillows on Facebook already, those cibai fuckers. Ok, best wishes for you and your hubby hor?! When you and hubby get baby already, and your baby having his or her one year old birthday party, invite me leh! (Ya, I very shameless one) In the meantime, this is the only thing that I got take picture of from her wedding:  Ala. Never get picture of pengantin, get picture of signboard pun jadi lah eh. Eh I also want to put picture of her wedding invitation card which use good quality and veh nice!   Look at what she write as my name on the envelope!!! Farnamals & Partner eh!!! Thanks eh. First time someone invite me go her wedding and put my name as Farnamals on the invitation envelope! Ok ah dok, later when I getting married, I invite you and put "Spoiltbutterfly & Husband" on the invitation envelope ok????? Hur hur hur. (Oh, and the reason why I never make pixelate my hometown Tampines is because most people know that I live in Tampines the Awesome anyway mua ha ha ha. Tinggal tempat baik mesti mau ya ya dok) Oklah, these two is all for now. Actually got another third one which is my Boss punya wedding but that one in a separate entry when I have the time lah ok? Got many things to complain about so need to make damn long entry on that lor. Oklah, actually not many things to complain about lah, only one actually..... which is the damn fucking corset that I wear to his wedding lor!!! Fucking corset make me look like my body kena cut into three different parts (can apply become David Copperfield assistant and be part of his cutting body stunt already). I even got hear my boobs and back crying to their deaths ok!!! Very trauma, you know. Macam nak hit myself with a pillow (on Facebook). Labels: facebook, future, marriage, video, wedding leave a comment!
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